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did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

by scodder June 6, 2010

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jizzcicle

A jizzcicle is a frozen semen treat with a stick in it.

It's a jizzcicle," said Henry, licking the spunk off his moist bee stung lips. "Want a taste?

by scodder August 6, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dirty sancheese

While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"

That's a dirty sancheese.

Very classy.

Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.

I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.

by scodder February 25, 2014


badger farts

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

by scodder May 18, 2010

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horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

by scodder May 5, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.

After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.

by scodder April 6, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


filthy filth

Filthy filth is filth so filthy you want to blind yourself.

When Trevor found Scott's cache of "Pedophile And Shaved Goat Magazine", he screamed "Filthy filth!", and tried to gouge his eyes out.

by scodder June 27, 2010

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