nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.

"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.

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master bait

To master bait means to gain mastery over the complex and intricate art of baiting a hook.

Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!

Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?

Timmy: Er... no thanks.

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turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

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pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

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butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

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timbitulation

Timbitulation is the disgusting habit of ejaculating on timbits and then secretly putting them back on the rack for sale.

After Frank was finished with his timbitulation, nearly all the timbits for sale were "cream filled".

filthy boner

A filthy boner is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.

Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.

"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."

"I have a filthy boner!"

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