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"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
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A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
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A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
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Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.
Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
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A nignogatron is a device for accelerating persons of the Afro-American persuasion to near the speed of light and colliding them into each other.
Neal was very proud when he finished the nignogatron in his basement, but his hopes were cruelly dashed when he couldn't find any volunteers.
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A large male Pakistani with enormous balls and horns on his head.
Salima went looking for love, and found it with Ahmed, a very well endowed bull paki.
Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.
Not a very popular activity.
When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.
He got no sympathy.
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