gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

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hometrosexual

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!

With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!

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Mister Lube

"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.

Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."

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sexy pig

A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.

Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.

Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!

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pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

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thruster bunny

A thruster bunny is a sexually crazed rabbit who humps everything.

Bob: Why is there white goo all over everything, including the cat?

Ned: Thruster bunny.

Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!

pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.

Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.

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