koof

A word that I created one night. It's un-questionably the greatest word of all-time.

Koof! - Me

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bigz

goodbye

aka Biggie

I'll talk to you later, bigz

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posse out

goodbye

I'll talk to you later. Posse out.

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Band Whore

A person who uses music instruments to satisfy thier sexual needs.

Look what that girl is using that flute for, what a Band Whore.

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slash

Noun. A splash or quick unmeasured pour of liquor or other ingredient in a cocktail.

The drink calls for vodka with a slash of orange juice.

I had a slash of bourbon on the rocks.

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uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

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magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.