November 19

Someone who is born on November 19 is loyal and kind. You should treasure and protect them at all costs! You will never find someone like them.

Person 1: Hey, you see that person over there? They are amazing.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because they were born on November 19

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shit sheriff

A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.

I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.

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