A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.
Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.
You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.
(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
Hacker slang for "Elite" shortened to "LEET" from "31337" wich is actually "ELITE".
That is some l33t r00tin you h4x0r!
Laughing uncontrollably and in an obnoxious matter for no reason.. or for a reason that is pretty random. Person has been using drugs and is high.
Doug: "Dude check out that book on the table"
Scott: "hahahaha! dude! hahahahaha!"
Doug: "man, stop geeking out.."
When people get mad sex because they win a world record.
When Jim got madly crash b'd by jill
A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.
I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.
The greatest freestyler in modern day hip hop. See also bone
Maestro laced some mother fuckin tight ryhmes today nigga.