loaded

Word used to describe being very rich and having everything you want.
Can also be used to describe a large penis.

1. That kid gets a $1000 dollar allowance. He is so loaded. Lets jack his ass.
2. That boy could please a blue whale, he's loaded in the pants man.

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Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

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funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

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netfan

1. To ramble on incoherently until someone threatens you with a pearing knife.

2. To cause havoc with consistent stupidity and retarded remarks.

3. To make hilarious jokes at random moments.

4. To baffle others with mind-numbing stupidity

That joke was a real netfan.

You are such a netfan.

Wow, you just netfan'd that one.

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

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lostasai

A band that some people refuse to define as ska and would much rather generically label it rock. And it has a lot of members...too many to count...and the number is always changing.

Person A: Want to go to the Lostasai concert?

Person B: Who?

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spontubular

Scott made this up about 30 seconds ago.

I'm feeling abnormally spontubular today

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