dweef

An imaginary troll-like being commonly hallucinated by methamphetamine addicts.

Dude, I just saw another dweef in the bathroom.

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shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

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bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

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Frankenmilf

Milf: Mom I'd like to fuck. A dynamite body on a frankenstein like head.

Check out that Frankenmilf! Nice legs shame about the face (bolts).

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cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

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auswitchz

The meaning of pain.

Slayer lyrics, to "Angel of Death"

auswitchz the menaing of pain, the way that I want you to die.

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Confusingly

A non existant word. It's true.

A non existant word. It's true

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