klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

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Tinkerbell

A rollerblader, one who actively participates in the sport of strapping a line of wheels to one's feet.

Skateboarder 1: "Dude, check out that tinkerbell over there"
Skateboarder #2: "yeah, I wish I had a set of legs like that guy."

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Shultz

Adj. Light as a heather and GAY!

The heather feather...gay!

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fudgey butt

When you take a crap and you keep wiping and wiping but you still got poo on your butt.

Man I got a bad case of fudgey butt.

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STUBY

Sucks To Be You, just a acronym for saying it sucks to be you

Dude 1: "I gotta work overtime"
Dude 2: "STUBY dude"

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furlake

No actual meaning, came from made by Kate who saw a girl with flakey skin, and said furlake....

has stuck since....

Furlake Of Coolness

Furlake Of Shit!!

etc etc

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

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