jawz n that

this is a scottish phrase which is being used more and more everyday
it can mean anything and everything but can also mean absolutely nothing depending on the way in which it is said

what did u get up to at the weekend?
the usual just jawz n that

tuna surprise

wen engaging in sexual activity, just before the male ejaculates he yells tuna surprise, at which point a friend jumps out the wardrobe and slaps the female in the face with a fish

my girlfriend broke up with me after she got done with a tuna surprise

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icky bossi

slang in west central scotland for an itchy scrotum

aw man the heat heat in heres giving me an icky bossi

ma seeen

scottish phrase meaning my son usually said in a high pitch voice

awryt ma seeen

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