Sploodge

Ejaculate, cum.

If I Sploodge while watching my sister get undressed am I pervert even tho I was actually thinking about my dad?

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silk shirt

the term silk shirt is used as an adjective to describe someone or something that simply cannot hang, despite trying very hard

adam: oh man i can't hang. i lose at everything
lucas: wow you are a silk shirt