I could not have sex with her. There was a beaver gasket in the way.
The act of achieving orgasm while also simultaneously deficating
I jerked off while taking a shit and had a fecalgasm
1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache
1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!
2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that