mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

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cheistine

When you hate yourself and are doing stupid definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Bro, I just had a cheistine session my main man!"

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Sex machine

Freddie Mercury

I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb
About to oh - oh - oh - oh - oh explode
I'm burning through the sky
200 degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I wanna make a super-sonic woman of you

Don't stop me now
I'm having' such a good time
I'm having' a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
Cause I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all

Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da - ah - ah
da da da
da da da da da da (da)

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