brotober

The same thing as Manuary and Movember, just an excuse for not shaving in October

Person 1: "Why aren't you shaving man?"
Person 2:"Prostate cancer dude"
Person 1: "But it's October not Movember"
Person: "no, it's Brotober"

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sausage sleeve

When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything

Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings

Skinning

The act of taking someone's back pack and turning it inside out so that the exterior fabric is now the interior.

H: "Fuck, Blake skinned my bag."
S: "What's skinning?"
H:"He turned it inside out."

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Fire starter

The act of giving a handjob without any lubrication.

She gave me a fire starter last night because we were both tired AF. Now my dick has a Indian rug burn.

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