hobart

your mom on a plate

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hobart

A word made by Garrett Mostowski that refers to anyone thing that could possible be in a bust.

You are such a hobart

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nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

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lars ulrich

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!

-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You

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bah

Used to express dismissal, reject advice, renounce something, or to simply say "that won't happen".

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.

dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.

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comedy central

A comedy channel that used to be the best on basic cable. But now it's going down the toilet because of unfunny annoying shows like Crank Yankers and Wanda Sykes, too many re-runs, and because some of the best shows are being cancelled and replaced with cheap trash.

Remember when you could watch the Man Show and Comedy Central was good?

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noab

extremely bored to the fifth power

I am so noab im going to freak out.

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