noab

extremely bored to the fifth power

I am so noab im going to freak out.

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Bottle Rocket

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

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porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

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bah

Used to express dismissal, reject advice, renounce something, or to simply say "that won't happen".

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.

dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.

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cotton-headed ninnymuggins

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly

sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

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Smalls

The main character in "The Sandlot"

"You're killing me Smalls!"

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sell out

1. what happens when "person A" listens to an unpopular band to set themselves apart from the crowd, then that band becomes popular and all the people that "person A" hates (usually from school) enjoy that band too. because of this "person A" will get angry at their band and say they are sell outs.

2. when "person A" goes to the grocery store looking for an item and it is not in stock.

1. oh man, green day/blink 182/system of a down/the used/slipknot/mudvayne/john mayer have totally sold out because all the populoids (popular kids) have started to listen to them!

2. oh man the grocery store has sold out of apples, where will i go find some now?

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