ghetto-ize

1. (verb) to make ghetto
2. (verb) The process of making something or someone ghetto that was not previously in this state.

Yo, you need to ghetto-ize that shit befo those niggas bust a cap in yo ass

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da fock

Shortened version of "What the fuck?" spelled here in the way it's often pronounced.

James: "It's not 'what the fuck' anymore, dude. Get with the times!"
Dean: "Da fock???"

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doody pants

1. (noun) A person who's negative attitude ruins the festivities of others. Party pooper.
2. (noun) the state of having shit in your pants.

Oliver: I'm leaving. You guys are no fun.
Steven: WTF? Why are you being such a doody pants?

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Fübertastic

1. A portmanteau of not two, but three words:

a) Fucking - self-explanatory. Used as an intensifier.

b) Über - the German word for "above" or "over," now commonly used in English to mean "super," "better," or "very"

c) Tastic - shortened version of "fantastic," now used as a suffix to other activities or names (e.g. foodtastic)

All three of these words combined form the superlative, nay, the mother of all words. Not to be used lightly.

2. In concordance with the use of tastic as a suffix and über as a prefix, a single word may be inserted between them (e.g. fubercraptastic).

1. Charlie: How was the party?
Kevin: OMG...it was...it was...I can't even describe it...
Scott: Fübertastic?

2. Kevin: Yo, wassup?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: What's wrong?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: Did you seriously drink that entire keg?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: C'mon, man, give me something. How you feeling?
Charlie: Fubercraptastic....

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pew pew

A phrase said along with accompanying gesture (both hands pointing to each other miming rapid gunfire) after something extremely awkward has occurred. A more up-to-date version of the infamous awkward turtle.

Kevin: Dude, why is there chocolate all over my leg?
Charlie: Um, that's not chocolate...
Scott: PEW PEW!!!!!

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