captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

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scurvy

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.

max: bro how many girls have scurvy
nate: a ton i fuck everyone

scurvy

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.

max: nathan gave everyone scurvy

nate: shhb dont tell anyone