boogear

When a person picks a booger out of there nose and puts in another person's ear ( like a wet Willie)

I trick my buddy with an unexpected boogear

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sexipede

When 3 or more men engage in doggy style anal sex

I met a bunch of guy at the gay bar last night and we went back to my place and had a sexipede. (reason is it will look like a human homosexual centipede)

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sexagon

When 8 people have consensual sex of any gender.

when my wife and I went to a swingers party we ended up being involved in a sexagon.

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golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

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