Team Jasper

Nobody. Because nobody fucking likes Jasper off of Twilight.

Girl 1: "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Girl 2: "Team Jasper."

Girl 1: "What is Team Jasper?"

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chicken-phucker

-noun
1. Used to describe someone who performs inter-species erotica on a chicken, and/or a rooster.

Mary: "John did you really have sex with your hen?"

John: "Yeah, what about it?"

Mary: "Wow, John. You're a real chicken-phucker."

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