pirate

amazing how people define what an actual pirate is on a SLANG Dictionary...

A pirate is someone who downloads free shit all the time, thus are pirating. Someone who pirates is a pirate etc...

I'm a pirate, I'm always downloading torrents and shit like that.

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kazakstan

Greatest Country in the world.

All other countries are run by little girls!
Kazakstan number one...

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tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

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noob

you, for looking it up.

I just owned you, noob.

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wiip

After someone gets pwned on a Wii.

I nubbed Jordan on Wii Tennis and he ran out the room and started to wiip

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munchies

After toking, everything just tastes like, well, magic.

If you smoke at home, you'll find when you sober up that all the food you would normally not eat because of expiry date or it just plainly tastes like shit is gone.

rip that bong and get them munchies goin bro.

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Balls

The lump of bone sticking out of your elbow, commonly activated by ones finger being pressed inside, and then flicking, sending a ripple of numbness up ones forearm. This is known as activating ones balls. Ball activators are commonly kalily jackers as well.

I activated Peen's balls and he yelped

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