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Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.
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A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
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The magic material Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four invented so that superheroes wouldn't shred / burn / rip up their clothing when they used their superpowers. Now used figuratively to mean some material that you just can't get rid of or rip up.
The shrink wrap on this CD must be made out of unstable molecules.
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Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.
Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!
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Child's euphemism for 'shit'. Up until the late 1990's, about the strongest version of 'shit' you could refer to on network TV (Family Feud, 1970s).
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To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.
They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.
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