marlon bundo

Mike Pence's Gay Rabbit

Guy 1, "Did you seen John Oliver on Last Week Tonight?"
Guy 2, "No why?"
Guy 1, "He made a book about Marlon Bundo. It's a kids' book about how a male rabbit falls in love with another male rabbit and addresses the homophobic stances taken by VP Pence."

Mellow Yellow

Satan's Piss

Mellow Yellow:

A Redneck, "I drank some meller yeller today."
Not a Redneck, "Why would you drink that Satan's piss?"
A Redneck, "Trump told me to."