cryptoqueue

The line to buy cryptocurrency. No matter where you stand, people in front of you look over their shoulders and ask if you want to take their place because they're not ready to decide yet. People behind you ask what you think. Most people don't know or care about the cryptoqueue.

$2500 into Blockfi? Wow, dude, you're really moving up in the cryptoqueue.

toomenial

(1) Of or relating to an anniversary of 100 years or more than hardly anyone remembers or cares about.

(2) Category of numeric terms that inexplicably use the suffix -ial to sound and appear fancy

They've been married like 750 years what should I buy for their toomenial anniversary?

How many years has this school been open? They celebrate their toomenial like every five minutes.

It's not a cardinal or an ordinal, dumbass, it's a toomenial.

toomenial

Numeric word type used to describe anniversaries and generations in numbers too large to be personally relevant.

Hey it's the country's centennial, or bicentennial, or millenial... or some toomenial, I forget.

Empathalogical

Able to identify with another person’s feelings because of a self-serving reason.

Oh, you understand the January 6 assholes now just because you don’t want a vaccine? How empathalogical of you.

Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.

My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.