twerping

Childish dancing done by an adult, trying to impress the audience as being sexy or cool...and failing.

Mylie Cyrus misspelled her dance routine at the 2013 MVA as twerking, when it was really twerping.

Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.

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Rule 222

Anyone with a "condition" will whine about it. No exceptions.
Corollary 1: the less serious the condition, the louder they will whine
Corollary 2: the more they whine, the more likely the problem is between their ears.

Harry: You see this blog? She goes on for pages about her hangnail and how she is on disability because of it. Ugh...
Paul: Rule 222, second corollary

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