Crushanator

New word for "munter" or even "minger" (archaic). From the decidedly non-sexy robot in "Futurama."

- Jeeeesus she is a reeal crushanator.
- Nah, she just munts. Mings, you know? Oh... right.

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thank you

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

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whipping baby

serial scapegoat - someone who always gets the blame for stuff.

- I've had it up to here with being Mona's whipping baby.
- Fuck her.
- That may have been part of the problem.

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crazy paving

someone with really really bad teeth. quite likely to be British.

Austin Powers.

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friendship horizon

point at which it becomes impossible to pull/shag your friend because you've become too familiar to each other.

- So how's it going with Sam?
- She farted in front of me today. Twice. I guess we're well over the friendship horizon and into the comfort zone.
- Oh dear.

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tendrinkmin

A Crushanator - in order to pull them, you need at least ten drinks (minimum). Getting it...?

- Fuck she mings. Sorry, munts... sorry - ok, she's a tendrinkmin.

giveashit

not to care

- So that's the problem then? Well, giveashit.

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