Bitch Flipped

While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red

You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.

Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.

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Cantpassthepipeilis

A condition that effects an oil pipe smoker when smoking with others (usually after a period of non-use) when after taking a hit, find they cannot seem to pass the pipe to the next smoker unless and until every hit available has been taken. Once the bowl is cashed the smoker realizes they've just suffered a case of cantpassthepipeilis and must now explain this to the other oil smokers now awaiting their turn.

"Oops sorry, the oil pipe is now empty due to my case of cantpassthepipeilis."

Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"

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Shihem

A Shy person that has a penis and vagina.
A Shy Shim.

What up with that Shim it never talks to anyone?
Oh it's a Shihem.

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SelVol

SelVol, Quite Simply the Volume control of ones Cell Phone when spoken in Ebonics.

Yo cuz I can't hear this Fool.
I think My SelVol is too low.

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