To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.
Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
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The one committing an act of poonslap.
Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!
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An EPIC act of poonslap in which the poonslapper finds no obstacles or failure in the act of poonslapping.
Wow Mac, that poonslap was more like a poonsmash! You nailed that shit!
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