mastered

When your touching yourself casusually. You haven't started doing the actual 'bating', but you are constantly giving yourself a natural high

Wow, I just had the best mastered session ever.

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nobish

someone or a group of people who are thick

"i love corpses! you lot are quite nobish. what are you doing checking it up on urban dictionary?"

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ROFLAARP

Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography

Wow! Did you see that ROFLAARP, on TV last night?

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semiflex

some sort of genius.....

"hey you see that bloke, he is a right semiflex"
"is he?"
"yeahh he is"
"ohh"