Party trick

The act by which your friend steals your stuff while you're not looking and puts them in his pants in a horrible manner and you can only sit and watch.

*John takes Barry's car keys while John talks to Joe*

Barry: "Hey John"
John: "What?"
*Barry holds up keys*
Barry: "Party trick"
John: "Oh god..."

*Barry pushes the keys up one leg of his pants, into the crotch area, and then reaches up the other leg, pulls them out, and hands them back to John*

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