tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.

Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.

fuygerism

Pronounced "foy-jar-ism", meaning to come up with a a new word in a dream and not remember what it meant when you wake up.

Last night I came up with the word "slazziloquoy" in my dream but I can't remember what it meant now... I guess it's just a fuygerism.