veet

1. /verb intrans/: remove one's body hair (usu., but not always, the vajayjay or teabag) with a hair removal cream or gel.

2. /verb trans/: remove the hair from a part of the body with a hair removal cream or gel.

3. /verb trans/: remove the hair from a body part of someone with a hair removal cream or gel.

1. She veeted, showered, and went out.

2. He veets his teabag once a week.

3. They're so close, he even veets her.

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Reverse Parkers

/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.

"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."

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