God

My best friend, because of his loyalty.
My savior, because of his sacrifice for me.
My master, because of my gratitude towards him.

Ian: Best friend, savior, and master too?
Tony: God multi-tasks.
Ian: So did your parents force you to believe this by sticking a fork up your butt as a baby?
Tony: Nope, found him in college! Well, he found me.

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