lindsay lohan

A young woman who very much resembles a 90 year old and has let herself get sucked into the media along with everyone else.

Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my great grandmother.

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ramen noodles

In the simplest terms, sodium soup.

Mmmmm eating Ramen Noodles is almost as good as eating salt packets from McDonalds.

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shrooms

The reason people become very, very afraid of spiders.

Kid: Yeah I had a bad trip on shrooms once..and I will never go near a spider again...

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i love you

The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?

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green day

A band that was once cool, until it became hugely popular and was invaded by MTV.

Prep: Lyk oh em gee Brittany I just heard of this band kalled like Orange Day..or was it Green Day? Yea I think it was Green Day but it realli should be kalled like pink day or somethin cuz thats like s0o0o0o much better but wut everrr. It's lyk s0o0o0o0o popular so we better listen to it lyk..now. Lyk okaaaay??!?

Real Green Day Fan: Shut up bitch I've been listening to Green Day since you were in diapers.

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double dip

What you do when your wife's not looking.

The dip was just so creamy and delicious that Tom just had to double dip when his wife looked away.

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avril lavigne

A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."

Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home."

Great job Avril, great job.

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