Alyson

1.
A girl with brains, booty, loves a cold beer and a nice set of balls. She can usually out drink any man in the room. After a few you can find her in the bedroom with an un-named guy and find him missing in the morning.

2.
An object you can use to beat-off into. AKA Vagina

Dude I totally made that girl an Alyson last night

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