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wine head

Also known as a wino; a staggering, scraggly, usually disheveled and smelly homeless bum who spends his daily allowance of $2 on another pint of Thunderbird.

J.D.'s grandaddy is a hopeless wino.

by sexie chocolate October 9, 2004

14πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Shemp

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

32πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


virgin

losers who've never got their rocks off with a member of the oppposite (or for you liberals, the same) sex.

Hopefully there are no real-life "40 Year-Old Virgins". If so, you're fucking sad and need to buy a prostitute so you can join in on what the rest of the free fucking world has already experienced.

by sexie chocolate January 1, 2006

86πŸ‘ 739πŸ‘Ž


mama's boy

A grown man who just can't seem to pull himself off his mother's left tit(or her right one, for that matter.)

Me and Jeremy were goin' at it like dogs in his basement, and his mother yells at him to come help with the groceries, and he throws his jeans on and runs to her like a bitch. What a mama's boy!

by sexie chocolate October 23, 2004

49πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


huggy bear

That pimp-ass nigga from Starsky and Hutch. Looks like superfly.

"who in the hell came up with the name "huggy bear?"

by sexie chocolate October 5, 2004

103πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Condoleezza Rice

High on the U.S government ladder as the National Security Advisor. Could possibly end up the first (Black) woman president if she tried, but can someone...

PLEASE find that desperate looking, gap-toothed bitch a man????????

by sexie chocolate October 30, 2004

192πŸ‘ 248πŸ‘Ž


blunt

Any brand of store bought cigar (phillies, white owls, swishers, or the "leafy" kinds like optimo or garcia y vega or el producto) that is cut open, the tobacco dumped out, and refilled with weed. Makes potheads happy, but pisses off those poor little migrant workers that slave all day cutting that damn tobacco. Blunts are a great habit to enjoy all day, every day.

1) I sit on my couch and blaze blunts with my peoples whenever I ain't at work, or just by my damn self, I don't give a FUUUUUUCK!!!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!

by sexie chocolate December 23, 2004

1220πŸ‘ 821πŸ‘Ž