blunt

Any brand of store bought cigar (phillies, white owls, swishers, or the "leafy" kinds like optimo or garcia y vega or el producto) that is cut open, the tobacco dumped out, and refilled with weed. Makes potheads happy, but pisses off those poor little migrant workers that slave all day cutting that damn tobacco. Blunts are a great habit to enjoy all day, every day.

1) I sit on my couch and blaze blunts with my peoples whenever I ain't at work, or just by my damn self, I don't give a FUUUUUUCK!!!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!

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SIUC

Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, Illinois. Home of the Salukis. Good school, but if you don't have a car, you're fu**ed.

SIUC campus is full of some really, really hot guys.

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loose-ass heffa

Every neighborhood's got one. 'Nuff said.

Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!

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wine head

Also known as a wino; a staggering, scraggly, usually disheveled and smelly homeless bum who spends his daily allowance of $2 on another pint of Thunderbird.

J.D.'s grandaddy is a hopeless wino.

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bitch bag

A purse or a woman's handbag

Keetra went to the mall with some of her pimp's scrilla and bought three new bitch bags, that bitch!

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John Danks

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p

haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)

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in heat

When a creature (most likely an amimal, but can apply to humans) is so horny, it'll hump anyhthing in sight.

Mona: OMG! Look at Jack!
Mae: What the fuck is he doing?
Jack(pulling out of the dog's ass): Ooooh, yeah! Thanks again, sparky!
Sparky: Woof!

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