Shemp

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

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free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

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buick

The cadillac of middle-class suburbanites.

Basically
Used
In
Cop
Killings

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Joe Camel

The coolest pitch man for cigarettes ever. Has some animal-like tendencies, mainly those of a camel.

Get lung cancer the Joe Camel way! *cough cough*

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britney spears

She just got chosen for "Star of 2004"? Can y'all believe that shit???? Little Miss I'm-not-that-innocent? The man-stealing, no talent, blonde bimbo wench! Prime example of what happens when America feeds off of ass and titties and no talent.

You know what Britney Spears and a bag of burning garbage have in common?
They're both hot trash.

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playgirl

A magazine that THANK GOD gave the ladies some fine ass eye candy for a change!

Me: Didi, what are you doing with my Palygirl?
Didi (pulling up her panties): Uh, nuthin'.
Me: You a damn lie! Gimme dat...oooohhh, wait a minute. DAMN that man got a cucumber dick!
Didi: Don't he?
Me: Don't change the subject, bitch.

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