One Bite

a person who claims they want to have "bite one" of someone else's food but ends up actually eating the whole thing in one bite

*Person eating a candy bar*

Hungry Person: May i have just one bite of that?

Person Eating: Just one small bite okay? Im very hunrgy

Hungry Person: Sure! No problem! *eats whole candy car in one bite"

Person Eating: CLASSIC ONE BITE

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One Sip (pronounced Van Seep)

When the weather gets warmer, One Bite no longer wants just one whole bite, she would also like a sip (or seep) with that one bite.

Case scenario: Junior girls hit up aromoa during their frees and come back with ice cold, refreshing drinks. This is when Van Seep strikes. One Sip (Pronounced Van Seep)

One Sip- My my, i am so terribly thirsty may i have just Van Seep?

Other junior girl- So sorry to inform you Van Seep but i am a germy and therefore i would not like your obese germs on my straw.

One Sip- BUT I JUST WANT VAN SEEP!!

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