Chase Drexler

The coolest motha fucka to ever roam the face of Earth. This kid is an icon and tends to suffer from testicular health problems. Chase has an incredible Afro that is much more dense and luscious than that of his idol Bob Ross. Chase Drexler is a treasure to society and people must protect him at all costs.

Jack: “That kid Chase Drexler is the coolest kid I have ever met.”

Holly: “I know right. He’s an absolute unit of a male.”

Andrew: “Chase Drexler is so hot.”