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Got Shit on

The past tense of getting shit on and means that you got totally destroyed by someone

Damn it, I just got shit on

by sexy mama oooooooof March 12, 2021


PG water

Something that is equivalent to a nuclear bomb if not signed by a parent

*This is in no way copying Figi Water and is just a joke

Teacher -Hello class, did you bring any water? It’s sports day
Kid a - yeah, I got PG water
Teacher - Did you get your parents signature?
Kid a - No?
Teacher - Go to the principal’s office NOW
Kid a - WTF
Teacher - detention

by sexy mama oooooooof September 27, 2021


Curry Bob

The curry muncher version of spongebob that always cleans the kitchen and eats biryani

also know as curry bob ghandi pants

Kid 1: your bag is fake
OP Timmy: well so is your mom
Kid 1: what you say to me
OP Timmy: facts
Jimmy: oh hi Curry Bob, fancy meeting you out here not living in the McDonalds dumpster and cleaning the kitchen
Kid 1: *death sounds*

by sexy mama oooooooof April 25, 2021


Sauce

The meaning of life

Teacher: what’s 9x10?
Student: Sauce sauce

by sexy mama oooooooof March 27, 2021

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Teachers

The reason that Cool Math Games is blocked and why they banned your life

teachers the demons from hell

by sexy mama oooooooof December 11, 2020

5👍 1👎


Curry Puffs

Introducing our new product, curry puffs. Stop eating all of them Arhan your making them out of stock. Anyways it is a creamy, delicious product that you can eat with daddy long lets or just play pubg and eat curry with your friends. Available in 3 different flavours in your nearest Indian store Bobs in cheese.

*reloads glock* bang bang! finally I can ass cream with Sanjeet and afford to drink cock. Fuck you arhan. Curry Puffs, there so stupid they will but it.

by sexy mama oooooooof May 24, 2021


Sexy

It when your gay

By going on a sexy person

by sexy mama oooooooof April 15, 2021

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