Craig's Lice

Parasitic insects notorious for infesting human genitals. The same as crab lice but speaks to the origin of getting them through illicit contact from Craig's List's personal sight.

If you hook up with her your liable to get a case of Craig's lice.

cryptomamary

The practice of hiding the actual breast size with clothing. The art of making the breasts seem larger or smaller or not distinguishable.

With a thick sweater and tight jacket she preformed deft cryptomamary.