Morrum

Misnomer for "Mormon" used by people who apparently either don't have a very good memory or weren't paying attention when the Mormons came to their door to try to get them to convert.

So a couple of Morrums came by my house earlier today...

bandy

A member of the school band. Bandies usually hang out together, have inside jokes that nobody outside the band gets or understands (which are sometimes inexplicably used when not even in the presence of other bandies, leaving the bandy the only one to get the joke), and generally maintain their own sort of secret musicians' society. They may be friends with non-bandies/non-musicians, but when together with both bandies and non-bandies, they often talk about music-related subjects that the non-bandies don't understand, leaving the non-bandies out of the conversation.

This term may also sometimes be used to refer to members of the school orchestra.

"I called my friend to see if he wanted to do anything this weekend, but he said he already had something planned. I bet he's going to hang out with some of his bandies."

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ashwich

A sandwich (usually a hamburger) whose patty/meat has been so charred that it has or almost has turned to ash.

"I ordered my burger cooked medium well, but it looks like they turned it into an ashwich."