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old people

the worst enemy of skaters, punks, hip-hop fans and generaly every young person who doesn't wear a tie and a cardigan... or lets just say every young person...no... every person
ironicaly old people, especialy old men are often the worst hooligans...
they come from "the past", a dark time when everyone killed at least one person- so dont fuck around with them unless you have balls like a panzerfaust.

i kinda hate old people and i hope i dont end up like the ones you meet in the public bus

by sgrDD March 11, 2008

463πŸ‘ 176πŸ‘Ž


cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 18, 2008

75πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž


pit bull west coast

a clothing brand, originaly coming from germany. pit bull west coast ist the american counterpart of it. see pit bull germany

pit bull west coast. haute couture for pit bull lovers

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


carhartt

a brand of expensive brown clothes

look at my new pants, they are expensive and brown! original carhartt!

by sgrDD March 18, 2008

62πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


kula shaker

a rock band. most popular in the 90s. influence of traditional indian music was a main characteristica of kula shaker at their peak time.

songs of kula shaker vary from catchy and genius to borring and random. thats why this somehow pretty cool band never made it into the hall of fame.

by sgrDD April 10, 2008

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


nu rave

the genre that came out after no self respecting pre-teen wanted to be called emo anymore. soon its gonna be the same. Hell, it even looks the same in some ways. it also has the same "oh this band is so yesterday, look at this new band, they are so new i had no chance to listen to them now, but they must be cool, 'cause they're all new, right?"- attitude.
the joke is: nu rave isn't even nu at all, its simply madchester reloaded. the only thing original is hadouken! 'cause they have MC parts in some songs...what an invention!

nu rave is so emo... remember emo?

by sgrDD March 18, 2008

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.

as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence

by sgrDD March 11, 2008

44πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž