John Lennon

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

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Charles Manson

okay people, Charlie Manson wasn't satanist....for christ's sake....he was "acting on the will of god"...hell...some say he WAS GOD/JESUS...he worshipped god...he just had some messed up beliefs. He supposively ordered the death of Voycheck Frykowski, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebreing,Abigail Folger, Leno LaBianca, and Rosemary LaBianca...also Shorty Shea and Gary Hinneman...note my spelling may be a bit messed up.

Charlie was said to have ordered murder, even though all of the evidence is circumstantial, and there is no proof that he actually did order it.

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mexi-pile

adj: describing filling up a car with way more people than the car was originally designed to carry; a reference to mexican immigrants who try to illegally sneak into the US by cramming many people deep into vans or trucks.

"If all 10 you guys want to fit in my Honda, you are going to have to mexi-pile it.

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9/11

Every country star's dream. on 9/12 there were like 20 country songs on the radio....

terrible day....unless you were a country star...*cough cough* Toby Keith *cough cough*

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The X-Files

not a show....the show...the x-files was awesome. It was the story of Agend Fox Mulder and agent Dana Scully. They investigated UFOs and such. Kicks the crap out of CSI any day...

**as frogs are falling from the sky**

Scully:Frogs are falling fromt the sky.

Mulder:Parachutes must not have opened.

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Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

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