cwant

A cwant is the foremost derogatory term for someone of the declared or undeclared female gender. It represents the mash-up of cunt and twat, unifying the multi-generational status of people who have been fucked over by aggressive, female identifying individuals, spanning all generations from Boomers to Zoomers. In the spoken word it is surreptitious, signifying something to do with mathematics, or quantitative analysis, in both business and science forms. It can easily be dismissed as referring to "quant", commonly used to define numbers of things. Therefore, the declaration of a person being a "total cwant" can easily be dismissed in PC terms and only those in the know get the jab.

I can't believe that cwant fucked him over like that!

Wilson Suburban Legend

A very tall tale, sometimes (but not always) based on a tiny shred of truthful information, which is spread like wildfire and continuously embellished along the way, throughout the Wilson School District in West Lawn, PA. Wilson Suburban Legends (WSLs) are the apex predators of local fake news.

"Did you sign the petition to stop the from starting school 2 weeks earlier on Change.org?"
"Of course not! I know a Wilson Suburban Legend when I see it!" fake news

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