math class

the closest thing to hell that you can experience on earth

person 1: i really hope i go to heaven
person 2: i would even be happy with eternal damnation, as long as i dont go to math class for eternity
person 1: i agree, want to do a slovakian traffic cone?

beef

the fine art of arguing or fighting someone because they are stupid or because you are stupid and want to pick a fight with someone.

Person 1- Hey! I have beef with you
Person 2- Why?

Person 1- Because you're stupid
Person 3- No person 1, it's because you're bored and stupid and want to pick a fight with someone smaller than you.
Person 2- Hey! I'm not that small