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Person 1: says any cool word
Person 2: wow that is a cool word
A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
17π 1π
When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere
Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you
40π 3π
A girl who likes people who spit in her mouth.
Person 1: Shane! I'm such a little dirty flemgirl, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Fine, I guess I'll do it.
A boy who likes people who spit in his mouth.
Person 1: Corinne! I'm such a little dirty flemboy, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Ew! You're so nasty! But... we have been together for a long time... So if it makes you happy... I guess I could...
16π 3π
Person 1: Please don't leave me, I love you!
Person 2: Ynlm, you just wanted emotional-support...