Shmeergan

A term of endearment for something or someone you; love, like, lust, appriciate, enjoy, want or need.

!. Aww Shmeergan your so cute.
2. Walk into a room and see your favorite chips sitting on the table...Shmeergan! (no explanation nessesary)

Blargscoptomy

Blargscoptomy: (1)The lengthy response when an idiot explains something and their idiocy is exposed.

(2) It is a verbal stamp of idiocy on something someone says that takes them way to long to say and in the end nothing of value is said.

Friend 1: I wish I had a slush to cool me down.
Friend 2: Actually the drinking of a slurpie has been proven to increase the blood flow therefore actually making you more hot on a cellular level by making your cells move faster...
Friend 1: Blargscoptomy, your an idiot!

Birdshit Bar

Birdshit Bar Invite only and where the standards aren't High but the guests usually are!

Hey I got invited to Birdshit Bar they have darts, pool, fooseball, Crockett , a driving range trampoline and a Hot Tub. Best place in the Hat